Investment Advice

Thanks to my biking buddy Doug Carroll for passing this along.

• If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
• If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
• If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $00.00 today.
• But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling fund, you will have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.

This plan is what is known as the 401(Keg).