I'm listening to the Mets vs Phillies game online while working today and Phillies' star second baseman Chase Utley has not only been hit by a pitch three times today (out of his first four at-bats) but he's even been hit in the back with a wild throw while running the bases too!
I've never heard of a guy being hit 3 times in a single game before (two of them were grazes, but they still count) let a lone that same guy getting hit by a wild throw when running to second.
Did he get caught in a compromising position with Mrs. Met?
I suspect some payback is in order from the Phillies pitchers, but with Jamie Moyer on the mound underhanding the ball at 70mph, it's going to have to wait. Payback doesn't really mean as much coming from Moyer.