Steve Kelley, the columnist I discused earlier today, actually took the time to write me back today and confirmed what I had hoped for. That the emails in his column today were all fake. But he did say they were inspired by the many bizarre letters he received this week.
I don't doubt it.
Anyway, the fact hat he emailed me back on a Friday afternoon just several hours after I wrote him is pretty awesome. And just for that, I promise to not curse his name the next time he takes the literary lumber to one of my favorite players.