The following conversation took place between Kristin and I while watching tv on Sunday. A commercial for the show "Commander in Chief" came on. For those who don't know, it's a show in which a female Vice President is elevated to President.
Me: You know, it would be awfully weird having sex with a woman President.
Kristin: How so?
Me: Well, you'd probably always want her on top, right? To let her be in charge.
Kristin: I see what you're saying... you definitely couldn't give it to the President doggy style. That would just be wrong.
Me: Glad you're not the President.
Kristin: Me too.