One of the best things I've ever seen regarding mascots was a game of mascot football that took place at halftime of a Seahawks game about 4 years ago. All of the major mascots from northwest pro and college teams played a game of five on five football and were positively blowing each other up. Blitz (Seahawks), 'Squatch (Supersonics), and Butch (Washington State) were seemingly taking turns blasting the Mariner Moose. It was awesome.
But this might be even better. The Oregon Duck took it upon himself to not only mess with the Houston University Cougar a couple weeks ago, but ended up beating the crap out of him. Only, the problem is that the him was actually a her. I wonder if the Duck knew that when he mock-teabagged her?