Tolerant of Morons - 20 Points
Earn over 500 GamerScore worth of Achievements in Gears of War in Ranked matches.
Calling The Kettle Black - 25 Points
You’ve been labeled with a racial epithet, even though you are not a member of that race.
Who’s Side Are You On Anyway? - 15 Points
You’ve survived an entire round of any game without being team killed.
The Silent Treatment - 10 Points
You are the only person on your team with a microphone.
Xbox Live Idol - 15 Points
You are treated to an off-key rendition of a popular hip-hop song.
Rated “M” for “Mature” - 20 Points
The pitch of your teammate’s voice clearly indicates that they have not yet entered puberty.
I like where Jeff is going with these and have a few more to add to the list. Yes, these are from personal experience.
Is That What I Think It Is? - 30 Points
One of your Uno opponents just flashed you their genitals over the Xbox Live Camera.
Somebody Call Child Services... Not! - 50 Points
You hear a young player get beaten by their parents for using profanity over Xbox Live. And you laugh.
Make Sexy Time - 20 Points
One of your teammates does a Borat imitation that doesn't suck.
Only Stupid People - 25 Points
You ask a simple question and instead of receiving an answer, are met with comments concerning your race, sexual orientation, nationality, and tales of where your mother was last night.
Truly Inconceivable!* - 1,000,000 Points
You play a Ranked Match of Gears of War without hearing anyone mention the words "host advantage".
*UPDATE: It has been reported that this Achievement is glitched and will not unlock if anyone uses a shotgun during the match.