Very little time to write anything up today so I'm going to have to direct you all to two absolutely hysterical stories... about kids.
I know, I know, it's probably the last thing you'd expect me to link about, but these stories really are funny. They're both over at Bill Harris' blog, Dubious Quality. I think you should read them in order.
1) South Korea and Newton Van Tootin
and a follow-up one of Bill's readers submitted.
2) Superhero Chloe Saves the Day.
I have a couple longish posts I'm working on -- another about kids actually but not nearl as cute as these, and another about the whole Michael Vick thing. I'm going to try and get one of them posted tomorrow.