Forget drugs and underage drinking and everything else politicians and media types feel the need to declare war against. We all know the real problem is obesity. And I'm here to say we can't win it. We just can't.
Not as long as grocery stores sell ten boxes of Little Debbie snacks for $10. I'm not talking about ten individual snack cakes at a dollar apiece, but rather ten boxes of snack cakes at a dollar apiece. Who can resist that? I can't.
I never buy boxes of Hostess or Little Debbie snacks, but dammit, at a buck a box? Hell yeah, I'm getting some. Depending on whether you get the Oatmeal Cream Cookies or the Jelly Rolls or the Nutty Bars, you might find yourself getting the individually wrapped snack for a dime. A DIME!
Imagine if packs of Gu were only a dime each or if you could get an entire box of Cliff Bloks for a buck or two? Ha, for that matter imagine only paying a dollar for a bottle of Oddwalla juice. Or what about a plain old apple? Can you get an apple for a dime? Hell no, you can't.
You couldn't even buy the ingredients to make ten boxes of Oatmeal Cream Cookies for ten dollars.This is disgusting. Little Debbie ain't nothing but a crack dealing bitch in pigtails. Shame on you Little Debbie. And shame on the grocerty stores for tilting the odds in her favor. You're all enablers! Every last one of you!
Kristin: If you're reading this, the Safeway in Issaquah is having a crazy-ass sale on this stuff. Can you pick up another box of Jelly Rolls? We're almost out. Thanks. Love ya!