The store was packed with people buying who had driven from all corners to take photos and purchase their own Squishees and 6-packs of Buzz Cola. Sorry, no Duff beer. I had never in my life seen a 7-11 this crowded. And this friendly. Everybody is loving the promotion and I've heard of several people who drove upwards of two hours to see one of these stores in person. I'm a pretty jaded person and I can't stand cornball marketing ploys that feed off the hive mentality of mainstream America. But I proudly make an exception for this. Turning a 7-11 into a Kwik-E-Mart was a fantastic idea. It's a perfect match and it was done pretty tastefully too. Did I say, "tastefully"? I meant tasty. Sorry, can't type, eating.
Me and longtime friend, Homer Simpson.