And the winner is... Madin Azad Amin!
Not wanting his mother to find out that he packed a penis pump in his luggage for their trip to Turkey, he told airport security screeners that he had a bomb in his suitcase when they asked about the "grenade-shaped" object in his carry on.
Madin, you could have pulled the security person aside and whispered to him what it was -- he's going to take your word for it. You then could have told your mom it was a gift for her and that she couldn't hear what it was because it would ruin the surprise -- by the time you got to Turkey, she would have forgotten. Now, instead of risking a few minutes of awkwardness in private, the whole world knows you're a complete idiot. And one with a short weener to boot! Unfortunately for you, the three years you might spend in prison won't be long enough for your friends and family to forget. The jokes will sting even more after the stint in the joint. Idiot.
Full story at Yahoo.