Dallas Floods

Apparently, the Dallas area was hit with over ten inches of rain since Sunday.

If I were a religious man, I'd suggest that this is just God's way of punishing the Cowboys for signing Terrel Owens to a three year contract. Religion, karma, or whatever else you want to call it -- it's good to know that sometimes bad things do happen to bad people. And no, this isn't me hating on the red staters.

Face it Dallas, Owens deserved to be black-balled from the NFL forever for the stunts he's pulled and, instead, you gave him $10 million dollars in guaranteed money. Enjoy the floods Cowboy fans; the locusts and brimstone should arrive sometime Thursday.

2 comments:

Criscipline said...

Mike's happy about it because supposively their other wide receiver is talking to the Giants. (Or something like that.)

T.O. is a virus. We're still recovering from his shit over here. Texas can have him.

Doug Walsh said...

They were in talks with Keyshawn (as were the Seahawks) but he signed yesterday with Carolina.